Flight Manual for Dummies

Flight No. 0830 - Maldives, Male

• Pull Out

Was called by the Rostering to do a long Maldives flight. I was just jumping out of my seat. All of a sudden at 1230 am, I was packing my swimming stuff. Have to look fabulous and get the tan I'm so longing for. The self-tanning lotion I was using didn't do me much justice since it only colors my body. Imagine me tan and brown all over with my face still friggin fair. It just doesn't go together. It's like my head belongs someplace else. hahahahaha...

The Briefing was nice and the crew were very promising and indeed they were. I'm so looking forward to this trip. Imagine me like little kid constantly and annoyingly nagging his parents. That's how excited I was.

• The Cast

Fabuloush Princess - Me of course (Ms. Philippines), Fabuloush Queen alil bit down by one notch - Vhon (Ms. Philippines No.2), Queen Bee - Nat (Thai CSD), Angelina Jolie aka Confidence - Shafnaz (Maldivian), Lover Boy - Syed (Singaporean) Crazy Korean Girl aka Korean no English name...yet - Eun Ha, Pretty Kamelia from Bulgaria and Banana Boat Girl - Lydia (from India) Captain Reeta from Ethiopia and F/O Azis from Qatar.

• La Isla Bonita

We went for a boat ride for approximately 20 minutes to the island from the hotel. Upon reaching the resort, I drenched my skin with Sun-tanning lotion to which in my dismay was not that effective. Anyways, the sun was very inviting that we immediately went for a game of volleyball. My arms were all bruised but I still got the moves. Went for a quick lunch after with 50 USD worth of sandwiches. 1 Dollar for a half slice, so think about us sharing 25 half slices of tuna and cheese and tomato. That was too much!!! Well anyway, we didn't pay for it since the F/O volunteered on paying the bill. Good thing I got myself a Singapore Sling to go with that! *wink*

Riding the banana boat was fun since it was my first time. We toppled over thrice and I LOVED it! Floating just in the middle of nowhere with all of you banging at each other with matching salt water going through your nostrils. Not to mention Lydia screaming to death out of fright. She was quoted saying: "Stop!!! I Wanna go back NOW.. half of my heart has left me and now half of my lungs is gone. wanna show it to you?" WTF? I thought of trying the kite ride but I got scared when the operator told me it's kinda of dangerous... I'm not really THAT adventurous so I passed. Smacking my face in the water for 100miles/hr from the banana boat is thrilling enough for one day. Here are the pictures. Some of which are too sexy that it may sore your eyes so beware.

• Manila, Manila, I Keep Coming Back to Manila

As I'm writing this post, I'm kind of in a panic state since I haven't prepared for my flight tonight to Manila. Vacation after another? Lucky me? Nope, I'm just pretty. The scent of grilled pork chops is calling me... ohhhhh... pork.... ohhhhh pork... Jollibee is waiting for me... ohhhhh... not to mention isaw and beer *drooling* I miss Manila to think I was just there 2 months ago. There aint no place like home. Kaching! Kaching! for me, gonna have to watch my diet and my pocket. Honey I'm gonna be home soon!

Passenger Complain No. 1 - Spanking

• Smacked by bitches

I've not been updating for a long time and got the surprise of my life when Chas told me that my blog was smacked in italk2much. I don't even how it happened but it just did (swear!). Well anyway, after reading what they thought of my blog (her thoughts actually) I felt kinda relieved and happy. I've been a fan of their site since the Empress introduced me to Bryanboy (long Google story) and good heavens at least they didn't wanna kick me out with those army boots nor did they "depleted the sea" with rotting, stinking fishes. I did get a zero *chuckles*. Good start for a novice. Still needs some fine tuning I suppose (nah...). I love my blog as it is. They should've seen my Friendster blog, it's far worse template-wise.

• Zero and Loving it!

Let's go through her bitching - The whole crap thing, I'm guilty I know. Like the clock on the side to which is very much useful to me since I do get my time from my blog really. Also, for my visitors to know what time is it now where am at. My family usually are the ones who benefit from my blog since I did this for them. To be in sync with me though I'm miles away. Not unless you wanna add / subtract the UTC time difference just for you to know your local time.. now that's crappy and would actually mess your head up trust me *wink*

I can't stop laughing about the All-yours.net thingie with my "twenteen" blinky, I think she's so distracted by the clock that she forgot to play the Flash player. It was an e-bday card that's just so timely which suggests what kind of birthday I'll be having. Just so people know and my apologies, I still refer to my age as "Tweenteen-four". Still as dynamic, energetic, FRESH and HORNY as any other peeps way past puberty.

The Merciless Minx actually thought I'm a she... OMG that's just so flattering... I mean OMG! OMG! OMG! Well for all you readers out there. I'm not not a "she" but I do pretend at times, most of the time actually. Not a screaming fag but a princess wannabe. An asian twink hoping that Charred should've been the one who took notice of my blog. No matter how gruesome his review will be, no matter how much boots he would wanna kick my nuts till it go all swollen with pus and a sight of an impending edema or no matter how much fish he's willing to slap me left and right, I would STILL wanna submit myself to him fully for sexual favors with a little spanking on the side please. He's just so cute. *blushes*

• Points to Consider

It's always nice to hear bad things about you. I really appreciate that. Damn no one's perfect. And the best person to ask that is not your family, your friend, your best friend or your very best friend. They'll just sugar-coat it and still leave you clueless. Ask a stranger or your worst enemy and you'll definitely have it and more. There's always room for improvement right?

1. YES, I will put more post in a page. Like a month of, so scanning won't still be as eye straining.
2. YES, I will try to be religious with my New Year Resolutions so I will not bother making up Birthday Resolutions when I don't get to do them (damn! no way out now, no more leeway for at least 2 more months bwahahaha!)
3. YES, I will embarass myself once again if I need some more.
   

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I give my review and merciless minx 5 FINGER BANG for free publicity.

Crew Rest No.3

• Happy Birthday Sir, Fly Double Dubai

It sucks to work on your birthday. What to do? Well anyway, I've worked during special holidays too but this is different. I just have this idea of doing nothing on your one special day in a year. Tsk Tsk Tsk... *scratches head* I'll be flying the whole time and be back for sure past 12 midnight. Hahaha... and still won't be able to waste myself up since I've got a standby duty the following day. Hahahahaha... Hahahahaha I'll just laugh it up. Bwahahahahaha...

• A Year Older, A Year Wiser?

I don't usually act my age. People see me to be very prim and proper but actually what they don't know is that behind close doors, I make a fool of myself. Dancing like an idiot, trying to act out my favorite scene or singing Mariah tunes to the top my lungs. Shocked? me too... I don't know why I do that.

Never that wise but i value the lessons I learned from my past mistakes. I do know not to commit them again (sometimes) hehehehe. But here I am surviving still with my few sheckles of wisdom learned after sucking for 23 years and now I'm slowly realizing that I'll be a year older again...

A year older? gosh! It was just like yesterday when I was seventeen, still fresh and uncorrupted. Hahaha *wink* *wink*

• Birthday Resolutions

This year, I swear not to end up stitching holes, crocheting patterns and knitting jackets for my grandchildren (from my siblings ahem...) *clears throat*. I promise to save more and shop less. I would also try to be nicer to people and be more patient (uh oh!). I'll make an effort to really quit smoking (applause applause) one day at a time... one day at a time... *takes a deep breath*

• 24 Going on 30

I'm not even 30 yet but it feels like I am. So pressured to accomplish a lot of things yet time wouldn't back me up. I'm getting old very fast and I've not done much. My fresh years is just passing me by quickly, i might not notice it, tomorrow I'll be all pruny and stuff and still breaking my back to earn money. Nightmare!!! Totally!!! erase, erase, ERASE!!! So little time so much to do. Still the same old birthday wish, A better life for me to live, and a whole lot of money to spend when I'm about to die.

Chapter 1.4 Love Apologetic

When is the best time to say sorry?
Does it matter whose fault was it?
Do you have to stoop down that level and swallow your pride?

Sometimes we do things that are beyond our control. Emotions over take us and yet some people are so naive of the situation. You try hard to keep it to yourself. Your meek heart seeks the beauty within. But at times, in as much as you wanna hold on, these very nature of yours push you to your limits and then suddenly you find yourself in the brink of losing it. Are you to blame for that? Culpable for everything that will happen?