Flight Manual for Dummies: May 2006

Chapter 2 - Grooming: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

What is Cabin Crew Grooming?

Well that's what make us worth looking whenever we parade ourselves in the "catwalks" of airports, hotels and cabin aisles up there in the sky. That's the enchanting impact we give our passengers whenever we welcome them on board. The very essence that make us the Paris Hiltons and Brad Pitts at 45,000 feet. The reason why you shiver down your spine, your jaw drops and have goosebumps all over as we greet you with our warm, friendly smiles. The special aesthetic factor to which airline companies scrutinize from the strand of your hair to the tip of your toes.Tune in as this new chapter unfolds with tips and interesting features that will soon make you walk the walk and talk the talk like that of a self-absorbed, forever fresh and fabulous flight attendant!

Crew Rest No. 8 - I'm a Barbie Girl

When you're bored to the bones, it's but human nature to find ways to entertain yourself. This boredom resulted to my friend's collection of Barbie dolls.

He would then put them into competing against each other for beauty queen titles - Miss Universe, Miss World and Miss International. Mind you it's not like Binibining Pilipinas (Miss Philippines) to which at the end you get to crown the three winners. In this case, we have to do the 3 pageants separately for his 60 dolls complete with their extravagant gowns (to which either he made it himself or bought for a whopping 15K) and swimsuits (take note!). Not to mention the special awards for Best in Hair (imagine them being permed, curled, dyed etc... the effort!), Best in Long Gown and Best in Swimsuit. If only those dolls could talk, they might have undergone the Answer and question portion too...

To be honest, it was my frustration to play Barbie dolls out in the open when I was a kid. I can still remember, my dad would ask me to spar with him - We'll do boxing till I'm dead tired. I wanna puke my guts out in disgust! If not, We'll jog along Philcite passing basketballs. What he doesn't know is that, after doing all those stuff, I would lock myself in my room together with my sister's doll and doll house, having tea party after a wearing myself with all the boy stuff my dad forced me to do. Those were the days...

Crew Rest No. 7 - Meme na You Lustful Biatch

Simple Life means simple pleasures.

From K sweetie and my dear Empress...

Instructions: Name ten (10) of life’s simple pleasures that you like the most, then pick ten (10) people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.

Lazy Afternoons - don't you just love it not doing anything.
DVD Series Marathon - No need to wait for the next episode.
Pedicure Service - hate doing my nails.. argggh! so back breaking!
A trip to National Bookstore - just have this particular obsession for pad papers, pencil cases, coloring boooks, post its.
Flowers - love flowers, dunno when was the last time I received one *sobs*
Fooling around with my siblings - tootsie roll!
Bubble Baths - with someone hehehehe...
Sneakers, Chocnuts and Oishi Ridges - yum! yum!
Cartoons - stress release secret weapon.
Old School Music - makes me feel very reminiscent and nostalgic

For this meme, I wanna tag: Skyla, Chas, Vina, Samira and Airah.

Lookie Lookie Lusty Me

Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Low
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Low
Lust: Very High
Pride: High

It seems that amongst the Seven deadly sins, I got a very high rating on Lust. How can it be true? Should I wait for Brad Pritt in my bed before he finally kills me? That would be heaven before going deep down in hell. Bwahahahahaha!!!

You're tagged: K, Duke, Sam, Empress and LIW

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Shit Happens

Life is ever so beautiful, but some people do fuck it up for their own pleasure. What goes around comes around and I hope, it would hurt just as much or even worse. Just one word for you and I do hope it will come knocking on your door very soon... Karma my dear, KARMA.

Chapter 1. 6 Mommy Lovin'

Being away for quite a while, never thought I would miss my mom so much. I've been a mama's boy eversince to which some people think may have caused my preference. No, I don't think so! (ala Ru Paul). We're not always cool though. We sure have those days when we don't talk because of something we don't agree on.

My late night phone marathon and midnight-snacking habit. You just can't imagine how big I was then.
Bathing even if I'm dead tired from work which until now she constantly reminds me of.
Gimik days especially when she didn't want me to go yet I would deliberatey disobey her, my younger sister being my apprentice. Covering me but still I would see my mom waiting for me by the door.

It's Mother's Day once again. The time of the year when we get to express our deepest gratitude to the most influential and most important person in our lives.

Thank you ma for everything that you've done for me. I miss my no.1 fan and my bestfriend for life. You're always there and never fails to cheer me up whenever I'm low. I love you sooo much ma and I miss you dearly. Happy Mother's Day.

Passenger Complain No. 3 - Morning After

Drink and Drive

You went out to party, had tons and tons of fun. Drank like there's no tomorrow. Suddenly, you felt the urge to puke, everything felt all so swirly, your speech slurred then the next thing you know is that you are forcing your guts out - face to face with a stinking toilet bowl.

The next day, you wake up, feeling fresh and all. No trace of hang-over whatsoever. Looking out your window, watching the beautiful ray of sunshine with the morning breeze greeting you with its warm tender kiss. You try to hide by your duvet, coyly smiling. Shortly, you felt something move, pulling the sheets. Your eyes now wide open, surprised as your spine chill. Slowly you turn around and ALAS! you see the most horrible face ever!!! To the top of your voice, you scream and start to bitch fit, kicking the poor fellow out.

What a wonderful world isn't it? The morning after is always fun, especially when you're wasted the night before. It's a jungle out there. For men, just like the prowling vultures, patience is a virtue. When the opportunity knocks, that's the time they start tearing you apart literally! So next time, better not wear your beer goggles or else...

Cleaning up

As you may have noticed, I've cleaned up my side bar. It has been an eye sore to me lately. Lookie lookie now it's spic and span. Few reminders though, I've updated my "About me" (Know your Sky Angel) and Roster links so be sure to check it out. Also, if you wanna go to my blog roll list and archives, make sure you disable your pop-up blocker okies? Watch out for the return of the comeback of my Inflight Entertainment, still working on a selection and for sure it will be for to the delight of all.

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Passenger Load

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Low
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	High