Flight Manual for Dummies

• Evil Step Mom

I've got something inside that I just can't hide anymore. Well as you know, my honey and I got back together from my last leave and along with that came his love child from his former beau who was after / before me. I just LOATHE it. It's their dog Hopia (named after the kid who portrayed Kris's character from her soap "Hiram" - "Borrowed"). I was never made to be a "madrasta" (Step Mom) and I can never be Julia Robert's character too though I'm trying. Would you even believe that Bitch (refering to the dog's mom though the term fits him literally too) asked me thru text to take good care of Hopia now that we're back together cause it's likely that he won't see him/it ever again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA...

What he doesn't know is that I was thinking of putting it for adoption but I just can't coz my honey's family adores this monster. I was feeling hopeless already luckily I thought of back-up plan. I'll bribe a "tambay" (bum / haggard) to kidnap Hopia and sell it to the alcoholics to cook it and later be their posh "pulutan" (translation please K). To be more cruel, I'll kill it myself!!! I never liked dogs anyway especially this one. So just pray for my soul for I won't be kind. REALLY! Call me names, tell me I shouldn't be insecure. Tell you, I AM NOT. I just don't like it. Makes me sick to the bones!

• Pussy Meow

After Reading K's post on Ginger (his Cat). I just remembered why I'm a fish person. They don't bite nor scratch your furnitures nor just shit and pee anywhere. Just let them be and they'll live provided you clean their tank once in a while.

Also, I've got a little hang over of his meme. I've got to make one. Now, since I've been out of Manila for a long time, I realized that the saying is true - You get to be "baduy" (again K translation pls) and not realize it. Now, my current Baduy addiction. Here's the list but before that watch this: (Highly Recommended)

1. Watching Pinoy soaps thanks to TFC and You Tube. Bituing Walang Ningning is coming up very soon. Just so excited.)
2. Loving Aegis to the core.
3. Collecting chismis mags from Manila.
4. Dancing to the tune of "Ang Ganda Ko" ( Pretty Me) by Sandara Park
5. True Fan of Claudine and Sharon

I know by this time you hate me already. Hahahahaha... I don't even believe it myself. Well now, don't be shy come on and open up.

Passenger Complain No. 2- Not Going Anywhere

My eyes may have seen the beauty of world but it's blinded by tears for I deeply long for the people whom I'd rather be with than be in a place alone, cold and lonely...

Yet, I'm still here. Trying to smile though my heart aches. Looking up the sky holding back my tears. Checking my watch and patiently waiting... I know I will be... for as long as I still can cause I'm not going anywhere... I'm can't go anywhere...

Flight No. 003 - Munich

• Ex Doha

Flight was full and delayed. No thanks to upgrades from business class and some other stuff. Luckily, I have a fantastic staff to back me up with my galley (aircraft's kitchen) and the cabin. Was flying with this Iranian girl Sarah and my wonderful Filipina CSD (purser) Johanna. Also, I had a understanding Captain from Algiers and a very warm Pakistani First Officer. European sector passengers aren't that difficult to handle which made the flight easy since I am to do a Full Lunch Dinner Service - Hors d'oeuvres with Caviar, Salad, Main Meal, Cheese and Fruits, Desserts, Hot Beverages and Refreshments just before landing!. Whew! thought it was not going to end. What can I do? My company does look after our passengers needs and we do feed them well. That's 5 star service for you. The flight was 6 hours 10 minutes, just didn't notice it as it did fly by...

• Immaculate white

After the job's been done, I went to the hotel and slept. The next day, I was rewarded by the good Lord a beautiful white morning for my hardwork. It was my first snow... my jaw just dropped when I opened my window blinds. Time to experience it now so I went to the city and had a fantastic time.

• Oink Oink

Well, your not in Germany til you hava a taste of their pork. It's just so lovely. I mean, it has no smell, so clean and the flavor is just there. I didn't even believe they have a version of our famous "chicharon". To top it up, Johanna bought me "Crispy Pata" along with "Sarsa ni Mang Tomas" and a plateful of rice. yum! yum! Truly this trip is one of my best. Hope next time I get to go here on October. I heard Oktoberfest is just soooo wild I already have things playing on my mind on what to expect plus beer would be over flowing. Pork and beer? whatta combination!

Crew Rest No. 5

• Face off

The Evil Maid posing in her beautifully sequined Thai costume challenges The so-called Leopard/Leotard Girl her hair humbly wrapped neatly [?] in a towel. Before Diane finally leaves the country, she challenges mwah for a duel. But it's not a secret who will reign supreme. *wink*

Ahhh... I'll miss doing this. I'll miss making fun of her... Laughing together and enjoying each other's corny jokes. I'll miss Diane... I'll miss my partner in crime... I'll miss my best friend. It's time to let you go now. Fly Away girl.. Fly Away... *wipes tears* *blows nose loudly*

• L.O.V.E

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But you have to promise to keep it between us.